Quotes about Funny

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

#Funny, #Politics

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

#Funny, #Government

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

#Funny, #Laughter

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

#Advice, #Funny

Always drink upstream from the herd.

#Advice, #Funny

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

#Funny, #Life

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

#Funny

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

#Funny, #Putdowns

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

#Funny, #Golf

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

#Funny, #Government

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

#Funny, #Jobs

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the...

#Age, #Funny