The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...