The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It...

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

More things in politics happen by accident or exhaustion than happen by conspiracy.

More things in politics happen by accident or exhaustion than happen by conspiracy.