The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within...

Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within...

I work until beer oclock.

I work until beer oclock.