The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
Quote by Will Rogers
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.