The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

If violence is wrong in America, violence is wrong abroad. If it is wrong to...

If violence is wrong in America, violence is wrong abroad. If it is wrong to...

It's time for change in America

It's time for change in America

All taxation is an evil, but heavy taxes, indiscriminately levied on every everything are one...

All taxation is an evil, but heavy taxes, indiscriminately levied on every everything are one...