The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

Hollywood is a door leading to a thousand doors.

Hollywood is a door leading to a thousand doors.

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.