Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Why do we work so hard to feel so terrible.

Why do we work so hard to feel so terrible.

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have...

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have...

Blood sport is brought to its ultimate refinement in the gossip columns.

Blood sport is brought to its ultimate refinement in the gossip columns.