Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and...

A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and...

We are nearer loving those who hate us than those who love us more than...

We are nearer loving those who hate us than those who love us more than...

Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you...

Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you...