Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.