Quotes about Funny

As winter strips the leaves from around us, so that we may see the distant...

#Age, #Funny

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how...

#Age, #Funny

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

#Age, #Funny

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but...

#Funny, #Government

In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I...

#Age, #Funny

For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of...

#Age, #Funny

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes...

#Age, #Funny

One with God is a majority.

#Funny, #God

I think we are trying to run the space age with horse and buggy moral...

#Age, #Funny

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

#Funny, #Happiness

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

#Funny, #Sex

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did...

#Funny, #Parents