You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Quote by Will Rogers

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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

The big problem is to find suitable hats. I don't care for them all that...

The big problem is to find suitable hats. I don't care for them all that...

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by...

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by...