You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Quote by Will Rogers

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Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Who gossips with you will gossip of you

Who gossips with you will gossip of you