You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Quote by Will Rogers

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Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.