There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Swing hard in case you hit it.

Swing hard in case you hit it.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf...

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf...

Baseball is a game, yes. It is also a business. But what is most truly...

Baseball is a game, yes. It is also a business. But what is most truly...