Quotes about Funny

Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion...

#Age, #Funny

I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on...

#Funny, #Jokes

Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.

#Age, #Funny

I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.

#Funny, #Intelligence

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

#Funny, #Women

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from...

#Age, #Funny

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal,...

#Funny, #Witty

Morality comes with the sad wisdom of age, when the sense of curiosity has withered.

#Age, #Funny

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my...

#Funny, #Money

The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you...

#Funny, #Hollywood

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

#Funny

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

#Funny, #Humor, #Politics