Quotes about Funny

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

#Age, #Funny

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

#Drink, #Funny

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

#Funny, #Gold Digger, #Sex

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

#Age, #Funny

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

#Age, #Funny

It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

#Funny

A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It...

#Age, #Funny

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry...

#Funny

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

#Age, #Funny

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

#Friendship, #Funny

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

#Funny, #Wisdom

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

#Death, #Funny