Quotes about Funny

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

#Funny, #Mom

It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that...

#Age, #Funny

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

#Bed, #Funny

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

#Funny

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

#Funny

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

#Funny

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

#Funny

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

#Funny, #Women

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

#Funny, #Women

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

#Funny, #Hollywood

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

#Famous, #Funny

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

#Age, #Funny