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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor...
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Whenever I can't find something it just happens to magically appears when my mom looks...
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...
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It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...
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The phrase, working mother, is redundant.
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...
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