Quotes about Funny

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

#Funny, #Happiness

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

#Age, #Funny

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

#Best Friend, #Funny

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers....

#Funny, #Work

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.

#Funny

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

#Funny

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

#Beer, #Funny

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

#Funny, #Women

A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her...

#Funny

If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...

#Funny

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

#Funny, #Money

Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.

#Funny