Quotes about Funny

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.

#Funny, #Money

If youth knew; if age could.

#Age, #Funny

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

#Funny, #Morning

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

#Baby, #Funny

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face...

#Funny, #Marriage

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

#Drinking, #Funny

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

#Beer, #Funny

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

#Beer, #Funny

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

#Funny, #Military

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

#Funny, #Military

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

#Funny, #Military

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

#Funny, #Military