If the enemy is in range, so are you.
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Five-second fuses only last three seconds.
Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.
Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was...
I like children - fried.
Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.
The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
People say you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk...
Take hold of this (charm) that subjects to immortality (life), may thy life unto old...
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to...
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien...
The one thing I never want to see again is a military parade. When I...