If the enemy is in range, so are you.

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Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because...

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Every time I see something terrible, it's like I see it at age 19. I...

Every time I see something terrible, it's like I see it at age 19. I...

How young can you die of old age?

How young can you die of old age?

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some...

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

It is courage, courage, courage, that raises the blood of life to crimson splendor. Live...

It is courage, courage, courage, that raises the blood of life to crimson splendor. Live...