The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.

Quote by IRS Auditor

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Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Nature is always behind the age.

Nature is always behind the age.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...

I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend...

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend...

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone,...

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone,...

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have...

I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have...