Quotes about Funny

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

#Age, #Funny

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

#Best Friends, #Funny

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will...

#Funny, #People

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

#Funny, #Humor, #Life

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

#Friendship, #Funny

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.

#Funny, #Music

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

#Age, #Funny

Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with....

#Funny, #Success

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

#Funny, #Math

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

#Budgets, #Debauchery, #Funny

Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still Id like to express my thanks.

#Funny, #Thanksgiving

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what...

#Age, #Funny