Quotes about Beer

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

#Beer, #Sex

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

#Beer, #Sex

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

#Beer, #Funny

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

#Beer, #Funny

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

#Beer, #Funny

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

#Beer

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

#Beer, #Food

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

#Beer

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

#Beer

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

#Beer, #Drinking

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

#Beer

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

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