Quotes about Funny

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come...

#Funny, #Graduation

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

#Funny, #Halloween

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

#Funny, #Mom

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

#Funny, #Mom

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

#Funny, #Running

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

#Funny, #Thanksgiving

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

#Funny, #Thanksgiving

Age is the most terrible misfortune that can happen to any man; other evils will...

#Age, #Funny

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

#Funny, #Relationships

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

#Funny, #Goodbye

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

#Funny, #God

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell?

#Friends, #Funny