If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

Quote by Infantry Journal

Topics: Funny Quotes, Military Quotes

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you...

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first...

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no...

There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no...

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.