Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Quote by Infantry Journal

Topics: Funny Quotes, Military Quotes

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

When I was your age, television was called books.

When I was your age, television was called books.

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm...

I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm...

I dream for a living.

I dream for a living.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Neanderthal age of biology and the convenience of man.

Neanderthal age of biology and the convenience of man.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.