An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Quote by Ernest Hemingway

Topics: Beer Quotes, Funny Quotes

Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have...

Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have...

I try not to borrow, first you borrow then you beg.

I try not to borrow, first you borrow then you beg.

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then...

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writers palliate the writer's loneliness,...

Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writers palliate the writer's loneliness,...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when...

I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when...

The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life...

The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels.

It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels.

If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles.

If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles.

Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with...

Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with...

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong...

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When...

As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When...

Government must help to eliminate cars so that bicycles can help to eliminate government.

Government must help to eliminate cars so that bicycles can help to eliminate government.

The bicycle has done more for the emancipation of women than anything else in the...

The bicycle has done more for the emancipation of women than anything else in the...

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when...

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when...

Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does.

Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does.

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...