Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Quote by Ernest Hemingway

Topics: Beer Quotes, Funny Quotes

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life...

The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life...

Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writers palliate the writer's loneliness,...

Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writers palliate the writer's loneliness,...

I try not to borrow, first you borrow then you beg.

I try not to borrow, first you borrow then you beg.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have...

Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have...

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then...

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then...

I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when...

I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels.

It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels.

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

Government must help to eliminate cars so that bicycles can help to eliminate government.

Government must help to eliminate cars so that bicycles can help to eliminate government.

The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.

The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong...

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong...

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when...

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when...

Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with...

Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I have hope for the human race.

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I have hope for the human race.

Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does.

Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...