Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Quote by Ernest Hemingway

Topics: Beer Quotes, Funny Quotes

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I try not to borrow, first you borrow then you beg.

I try not to borrow, first you borrow then you beg.

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life...

The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life...

Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writers palliate the writer's loneliness,...

Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writers palliate the writer's loneliness,...

I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when...

I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when...

Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have...

Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have...

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then...

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then...

Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret

Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret

If youth knew; if age could.

If youth knew; if age could.

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

Youth is a religion from which one always ends up being converted

Youth is a religion from which one always ends up being converted

All of us who are worth anything, spend our manhood in unlearning the follies, or...

All of us who are worth anything, spend our manhood in unlearning the follies, or...

Dear youth, you have won through goodness. You were the ones who came to Christ...

Dear youth, you have won through goodness. You were the ones who came to Christ...

Time - our youth - it never really goes, does it? It is all in...

Time - our youth - it never really goes, does it? It is all in...

Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel...

Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel...

Losing someone when you're young is the greatest pain anyone can face

Losing someone when you're young is the greatest pain anyone can face

It is a pity that, as one gradually gains experience, one loses one's youth.

It is a pity that, as one gradually gains experience, one loses one's youth.

If you would not be forgotton as soon as you are dead and rotten, Either...

If you would not be forgotton as soon as you are dead and rotten, Either...