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The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I...
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
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