Quotes about Funny

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

#Funny, #Wise

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

#Funny, #Women

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

#Funny, #Writers

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

#Funny, #Hollywood

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

#Funny, #Work

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

#Funny, #Sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

#Funny, #Sex

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

#Funny, #People

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen...

#Funny, #Music

If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a...

#Funny, #Running

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

#Funny, #Sex

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

#Funny, #Television