When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Quote by Robin Williams

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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?