When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Quote by Robin Williams

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I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...