When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Quote by Robin Williams

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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.