Quotes about Funny

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

#Funny, #Hollywood

He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist.

#Funny, #Hollywood

I dream for a living.

#Funny, #Work

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?

#Funny, #Money

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see...

#Funny, #Movies

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket...

#Biking, #Funny, #Witty

Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; And every little absence is an...

#Age, #Funny

Every age has a kind of universal genius, which includes those that live in it...

#Age, #Funny

For, Heaven be thank'd, we live in such an age, when no man dies for...

#Age, #Funny

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...

#Funny, #People

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by...

#Age, #Funny

Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.

#Funny, #Snow