Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Being Single Quotes, Divorce Quotes, Funny Quotes

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Life is not a contest of who is better than who. When you drop the...

Life is not a contest of who is better than who. When you drop the...

If you're trying to stay high, then you're bound to stay low. You want God...

If you're trying to stay high, then you're bound to stay low. You want God...

Many women do not recognize themselves as discriminated against; no better proof could be found...

Many women do not recognize themselves as discriminated against; no better proof could be found...