Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.
Quote by Robin Williams
Being Single Quotes
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...
Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...
I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!
Reality: What a concept!
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.