Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Being Single Quotes, Divorce Quotes, Funny Quotes

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one...

Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one...

There's method in his madness

There's method in his madness

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...