Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

My ego is controlled enough that I don't have to be the focus.

My ego is controlled enough that I don't have to be the focus.

The dream is the small hidden door in the deepest and most intimate sanctum of...

The dream is the small hidden door in the deepest and most intimate sanctum of...

Life is not a contest of who is better than who. When you drop the...

Life is not a contest of who is better than who. When you drop the...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...