Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Everybody thinks they'll never get married at your age. You think you can go on...

Everybody thinks they'll never get married at your age. You think you can go on...

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and...

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and...

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to...

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to...

Age is like love, it cannot be hid.

Age is like love, it cannot be hid.