Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Quote by Robin Williams
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Reality: What a concept!
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if...
Whatever it is....my sister did it!
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.