Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Divorce Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...