Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Divorce Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.