Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.