Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...
Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...
Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...