People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Quote by Stephen King

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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to...

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to...

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...

American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to...

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to...

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People...

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People...

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and...

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and...

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that...

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that...

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you...

The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you...