People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Quote by Stephen King

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Love blinds us to faults, hatred to virtues

Love blinds us to faults, hatred to virtues

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and...

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and...

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of...

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of...

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to...

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to...

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

Books are a uniquely portable magic.

Books are a uniquely portable magic.

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and...

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and...

Books are a uniquely portable magic

Books are a uniquely portable magic

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to...

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to...

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.