People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Quote by Stephen King

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Books are a uniquely portable magic

Books are a uniquely portable magic

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they...

...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they...

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the...

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the...

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

I work until beer oclock.

I work until beer oclock.

Books are a uniquely portable magic.

Books are a uniquely portable magic.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and...

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and...

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that...

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that...

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to...

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to...

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to...

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...