Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...#Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...#Funny Facebook Status, #Funny Good Morning
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.#Facebook Status, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....#Computer, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.#Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
