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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the...#Christmas, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...#Funny Facebook Status, #Humor, #Silly
The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up...#Funny Facebook Status
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my...#Funny Facebook Status
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis...#Funny Good Morning
Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small...#Funny Good Morning
Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the...#Funny Good Morning
