“My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.Topics: Quotes about Clever Facebook Status, Quotes about Facebook, Quotes about Funny, Quotes about Funny Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.#Breakup, #Cheating, #Cheating Boyfriend
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im...#Clever Facebook Status
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It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.#Facebook, #School, #Student
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
