“I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.Topics: Quotes about Facebook, Quotes about Funny, Quotes about Funny Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...#Facebook, #Stress
They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...#Discontent, #Facebook, #Problems
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
