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That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

It is not well to make great changes in old age.

It is not well to make great changes in old age.

The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it...

The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it...

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the...

If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...

If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...

What's the difference between a hockey team and a girl from Jersey Shore? The hockey...

What's the difference between a hockey team and a girl from Jersey Shore? The hockey...