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Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.

In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they...

In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they...

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.