I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.

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Battle is an orgy of disorder.

Battle is an orgy of disorder.

It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is...

It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is...

Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and...

Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and...

In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.

In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.

Autism is an extremely variable disorder.

Autism is an extremely variable disorder.

The generality have considered that disease is but a confused and disordered effort in Nature,...

The generality have considered that disease is but a confused and disordered effort in Nature,...

A well chosen anthology is a complete dispensary of medicine for the more common mental...

A well chosen anthology is a complete dispensary of medicine for the more common mental...

Two dangers constantly threaten the world: order and disorder.

Two dangers constantly threaten the world: order and disorder.

There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method.

There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method.

Much strength goes to everyone else that has anxiety. It's a hard disorder to deal...

Much strength goes to everyone else that has anxiety. It's a hard disorder to deal...

Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, brain and spinal cord disorders, diabetes, cancer, at least 58 diseases could potentially...

Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, brain and spinal cord disorders, diabetes, cancer, at least 58 diseases could potentially...

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. Its a challenge, but it can set you...

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. Its a challenge, but it can set you...

Music when healthy, is the teacher of perfect order, and when depraved, the teacher of...

Music when healthy, is the teacher of perfect order, and when depraved, the teacher of...

It was about this time that I began experiencing the beginnings of my battles with...

It was about this time that I began experiencing the beginnings of my battles with...

The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.

The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.

As the biggest library if it is in disorder is not as useful as a...

As the biggest library if it is in disorder is not as useful as a...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.

In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.

I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower...

I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower...