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People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay,...
#Funny Good Morning
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it...
#Funny Good Morning
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
#Funny Good Morning
The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my...
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...
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Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the...
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms
#Funny Good Morning
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes...
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis...
#Funny Good Morning
Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small...
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has...
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...
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You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show...
#Funny Good Morning
Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that...
#Funny Good Morning