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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.

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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Better late than never, but never late is better.

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Better late than never, but never late is better.

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If i'm trusting you with my...

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Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If i'm trusting you with my...

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...

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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until...

I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until...

I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies....

I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies....

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and...

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and...

If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never...

If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never...

I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that...

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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that...

Oxymoron: When an astronaut feels under the weather.

Oxymoron: When an astronaut feels under the weather.

I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im...

I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im...

Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to...

Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to...