Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on...#Facebook Status, #Mind Your Own Business
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens
Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.#Facebook Status, #Famous
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.#Drinking, #Facebook Status, #Games
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens
Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...#Facebook Status, #Friendship
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
