Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.#Drinking, #Facebook Status, #Games
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens
Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...#Facebook Status, #Friendship
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Girl
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
