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Another cruel morning has come. Oh, joy!

Another cruel morning has come. Oh, joy!

Why has my world stopped revolving? Oh yeah, love makes the world go round.

Why has my world stopped revolving? Oh yeah, love makes the world go round.

I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when Im awake.

I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when Im awake.

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Today was going to be a good day. Then I woke up.

Today was going to be a good day. Then I woke up.

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get...

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get...

My life is one long slow death.

My life is one long slow death.

I'll stop running because no one is chasing after me.

I'll stop running because no one is chasing after me.

Do I have a sign on my back that says, 'break my heart?'

Do I have a sign on my back that says, 'break my heart?'

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...