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I'll stop running because no one is chasing after me.

I'll stop running because no one is chasing after me.

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get...

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get...

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

My life is one long slow death.

My life is one long slow death.

I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when Im awake.

I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when Im awake.

Do I have a sign on my back that says, 'break my heart?'

Do I have a sign on my back that says, 'break my heart?'

Today was going to be a good day. Then I woke up.

Today was going to be a good day. Then I woke up.

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!

Another cruel morning has come. Oh, joy!

Another cruel morning has come. Oh, joy!

Why has my world stopped revolving? Oh yeah, love makes the world go round.

Why has my world stopped revolving? Oh yeah, love makes the world go round.

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...

If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...