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Another cruel morning has come. Oh, joy!

Another cruel morning has come. Oh, joy!

I'll stop running because no one is chasing after me.

I'll stop running because no one is chasing after me.

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

My life is one long slow death.

My life is one long slow death.

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get...

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get...

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!

Why has my world stopped revolving? Oh yeah, love makes the world go round.

Why has my world stopped revolving? Oh yeah, love makes the world go round.

Do I have a sign on my back that says, 'break my heart?'

Do I have a sign on my back that says, 'break my heart?'

Today was going to be a good day. Then I woke up.

Today was going to be a good day. Then I woke up.

I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when Im awake.

I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when Im awake.

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...

Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.