It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...

Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...

One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...

S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).

S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.