It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

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Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN...

Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN...

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you...

That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you...