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We hate those who will not take our advice and despise those who do.

We hate those who will not take our advice and despise those who do.

Old men delight in giving good advice as a consolation for the fact that they...

Old men delight in giving good advice as a consolation for the fact that they...

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.

Old men like to give good advice in order to console themselves for not being...

Old men like to give good advice in order to console themselves for not being...

Fools need advice most, but wise men only are the better for it.

Fools need advice most, but wise men only are the better for it.

Advise the ruler to govern the state as one cooks a small fish - that...

Advise the ruler to govern the state as one cooks a small fish - that...

Behold, ye are all children of Israel; give here your advice and counsel.

Behold, ye are all children of Israel; give here your advice and counsel.

If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and...

If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and...

We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm.

We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm.

Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it...

Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it...

He seeks no advice when He builds; He seeks no advice when He destroys. He...

He seeks no advice when He builds; He seeks no advice when He destroys. He...

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

Even these [obligatory] works should be performed without attachment to the fruits. This is My...

Even these [obligatory] works should be performed without attachment to the fruits. This is My...

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well.

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well.

A good example has twice the value of good advice

A good example has twice the value of good advice

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is...

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is...

A good scare is worth more than good advice.

A good scare is worth more than good advice.

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...

I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...