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My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.

My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.

A relationship shouldnt ruin a friendship, but a friendship shouldnt ruin a relationship either.

A relationship shouldnt ruin a friendship, but a friendship shouldnt ruin a relationship either.

I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.

I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.

This opportunity shall not come again! I say to you, O my body, listen to...

This opportunity shall not come again! I say to you, O my body, listen to...

If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, don't...

If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, don't...

There's a big difference between: Who we love, who we settle for and who we're...

There's a big difference between: Who we love, who we settle for and who we're...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

When in reading we meet with any maxim that may be of use, we should...

When in reading we meet with any maxim that may be of use, we should...

My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias

My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias

If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers...

If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers...

Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. Or you will get burned.

Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. Or you will get burned.

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind...

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind...

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a...

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a...

And he said unto them, What advice give ye that we may return answer to...

And he said unto them, What advice give ye that we may return answer to...

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less....

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less....

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools...

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools...

No shadow without light.

No shadow without light.

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they...

When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

My best friends are books, I can easily read them and take them wherever I...

My best friends are books, I can easily read them and take them wherever I...