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Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for...
No shadow without light.
I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense... I just wanted to...
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.
If you want people to notice your faults, start giving advice.
And he said unto them, What advice give ye that we may return answer to...
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose you ancestors...
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you dont change it, you'll never...
We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.
Listen to advice and accept correction, then in the end you will be wise.
A woman's counsel is not worth much, but he that despises it is no wiser...
Whatever you advise, be as brief as possible.
Follow the advice of those who make you crie, never of those who make you...
Seek advice but use your own common sense
My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.
Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure...
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
My best friends are books, I can easily read them and take them wherever I...