4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Girl
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an...#Being Disappointed, #Facebook Status, #Movies
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...#Being Single, #Facebook Status, #Single Life
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Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is
