The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an...#Being Disappointed, #Facebook Status, #Movies
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...#Being Single, #Facebook Status, #Single Life
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...#Annoyed, #Facebook Status
Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...#Facebook Status
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Girlfriends
