Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Friendship Quotes

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...

Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...

I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in...

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in...

The only ship that never sinks is a true friendship

The only ship that never sinks is a true friendship