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A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again...

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you...

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not...

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not...

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy.

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy.

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things...

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things...

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on...

Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.