Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely while I'm on the internet.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....

It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...

When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a...

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a...

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Dear cupid, next time hit us both!

Dear cupid, next time hit us both!