Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag of Skittles, no thanks.

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There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...

That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...

One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

It's my first sort of commercial attempt, but it made sense for me because I'm...

It's my first sort of commercial attempt, but it made sense for me because I'm...

Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.

Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.