“That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'Topics: Quotes about Facebook Status, Quotes about Shit HappensShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...#Facebook Status, #Good Morning
When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...#Facebook Status, #Fear
I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...#Broken Heart, #Facebook Status, #Fear
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.#Facebook Status, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Shit Happens
That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.#Mistakes, #Shit Happens
Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...#Shit Happens, #Sleep