That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Shit Happens Quotes

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...

That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...

If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...

If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...

Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks...

Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...

That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...