I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...#Driving, #Facebook Status, #Movies
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.#Attention, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...#Better Off Without You, #Facebook Status
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Shit Happens
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...#Facebook Status, #Girlfriend, #Jealousy
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...#Ex Boyfriend, #Facebook Status
Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.#Being Single, #Facebook Status, #Single Life
Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...#Appearance, #Dating, #Facebook Status
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Music
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...#Facebook Status, #Girl, #Twitter
