My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...#Ex Boyfriend, #Facebook Status
Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.#Being Single, #Facebook Status, #Single Life
Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...#Appearance, #Dating, #Facebook Status
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Music
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...#Facebook Status, #Girl, #Twitter
Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on...#Facebook Status, #Mind Your Own Business
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens
Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.#Facebook Status, #Famous
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens
