When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...#Facebook Status, #Food, #Silly
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...#Facebook Status, #Girlfriend, #Relationship Advice
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...#Driving, #Facebook Status, #Movies
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.#Attention, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...#Better Off Without You, #Facebook Status
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Shit Happens
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...#Facebook Status, #Girlfriend, #Jealousy
