Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
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Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...
Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat....
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...
Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...
I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...
77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where...
I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.
There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...