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I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.

I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would...

I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would...

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show...

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where...

I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.