If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.
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Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...
That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...
'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...
Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.
Get off Facebook while in church.
Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...
It is not love that is blind, but jealousy.
If she doesn't acknowledge what happened, then how can we trust that she is going...