If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.

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Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN...

Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN...

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...

One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...

One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized...

That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized...

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life...

When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life...

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the...

No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the...

Jealousy is the great exaggerator

Jealousy is the great exaggerator

Its time to move on if you aren't getting as much attention as you desire....

Its time to move on if you aren't getting as much attention as you desire....