“When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.Topics: Quotes about Facebook Status, Quotes about Girlfriend, Quotes about Relationship AdviceShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...#Annoyed, #Facebook Status
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...#Facebook Status, #Good Morning
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Movies
When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...#Facebook Status, #Fear
The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an...#Being Disappointed, #Facebook Status, #Movies
Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want...#Crime, #Funny, #Girlfriend
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. But when a...#Boyfriend, #Girlfriend, #Relationships
No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the...#Boyfriend, #Complicated Love, #Cute