Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
Topics:
Facebook Status Quotes
,
Girlfriend Quotes
,
Relationship Advice Quotes
Related Quotes
Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...
That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...
The only time you can call shotgun is when you can see the car. Don't...
It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....
Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...
Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.
Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.
There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.
That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.
Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want...
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. But when a...
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...
Don't be someones down-time, spare-time, part-time or sometime. If they cant be there for you...